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Things not to do!!
« on: Jan 25th, 2005, 7:06pm »
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Don't ride a motorcycle in a snow blizzard is one for me this week.
 
Don't drive at a squirrel as you could lose control and end up writing off your car!! Will tell that tale on Saturday night folks!!
 
What can you come up with on the things not to do front?
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 9:26am »
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Don't wear thermal underwear when you are doing manual work. I was so hot you could have fried a egg on me!
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #2 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 9:32am »
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Don't mix red wine with Brandy - it may lead to projectile vomitting.
And NEVER give a fake number to a guy you meet in your local! DOH he knows where to find you!!
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #3 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 9:38am »
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...eh?? how is that kinky?
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 9:57am »
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It's really good for your skin!
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #5 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:03am »
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Especially with a handful of soldiers!
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #6 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:03am »
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on Jan 26th, 2005, 9:32am, Suli wrote:
Don't mix red wine with Brandy - it may lead to projectile vomitting.

 
...and dont try and stop yourself from projectile vomiting otherwise it will come out of both ears!!! Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:06am »
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I Like the soldier bit!
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:09am »
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..and if any of you lot dont know how to projectile vomit,then visit this:
 
 http://www.freddie-street.com/basket/sass.shtml
 
   
 
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #9 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:29am »
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Or you could just observe any young babies after a good feed.  
Thanks for clearing that up for me earlier Sky.  And I am not kinky at all.  By the way, does anyone know just how much talc is needed to aid the wearing of rubber?
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 11:20pm »
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Don't go skinny dipping with a person who has a big mouth and blabs to your wife,actually I went with a bunch and just because I was teaching this lady how to swim, a certain plonker went and told my wife, who got most upset.I still don't know why.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 11:59pm »
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I'm glad that someone agrees with me.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 8:45am »
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I'm sure it was all very innocent exab, Wink
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #13 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 6:41pm »
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Donít put a freezer in the shed and fill it up with food especially if u have a habit of turning the main plug off that powers the shed with electric.  
I left the light on and rather than go back out in the cold to turn it off I switched it off from the mains, I forget that it also supplies the freezer and didnít notice until today by then it had been off for 4 days DUH!!
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Re: Things not to do!!
« Reply #14 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 6:50pm »
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on Jan 26th, 2005, 9:26am, celticlady wrote:
Don't wear thermal underwear when you are doing manual work. I was so hot you could have fried a egg on me!

Don't do any manual work. Hoorah for Onslow, my hero...Pete.
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